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Former Wigan, Fulham and Hull midfielder Jimmy Bullard has clearly fallen on hard times since being forced to retire due to recurring knee injuries, as self-described “pikey circus” act Gorgeous George discover in their latest vid. Seems poor old Jimmy has swapped his trademark free-kicks for the tradesman’s entrance and become a builder, albeit one, as you can probably tell from the title (and the fact Jimmy fires up a “stick of Apache grass” the moment he arrives at a new job) who is something of a cowboy.

He does, however, meet his match in the form of a real cowboy and mustachioed doppelganger who not only steals his customers but blags the last bacon butty too (must feel a bit like when Fulham signed Clint Dempsey). Still, while Bullard’s football career may be over, perhaps, like a seagull following the trawler, he may follow Eric Cantona into the world of acting…